THE SHAVED “HEIR”ESS
When you think of the name Hilton, you think of a pleasant stay at a hotel that has room service and other amenities. When you here the name Paris Hilton, the great granddaughter of namesake Conrad Hilton, you think about a blonde trust fund baby who’s in every magazine and tabloid for no other reason other than being a hot party girl. That was until recently. Paris is now giving the term room service a whole new twist…in fact many twists. Paris who just made her TV debut with Nicole Ritchie (Lionel’s daughter) with the reality based show “The Simple Life” is no stranger to the limelight. Her socialite parents Rick & Kathy have been very supportive, in fact many have said overly zealous of both their daughter’s Paris & Nicky’s quest for fame and public adoration. Unfortunately, all that money and unsupervised parental praise is now bringing shame to the family name. Paris is now one of the largest internet porn stars and maybe the largest of all time as a result a few homemade skin flicks. Prior to the global saturation of Paris’s “home movie”, were rumors that an x-rated film with her in it was about to be leaked. In an attempt to stem the spread of Paris’s imminent porn debut, her family mounted a PR campaign and had their legal team issue threatening warnings to anyone involved NOT to release these films. Undaunted the partner in question Rick Salomon, a marginal Hollywood type “and on again off again husband of Shannon Doherty” somehow lost control of his homemade films a multitude of segments quickly found there way into the cyber-world known as the internet.
With the films “out” millions of people clamored to get a glimpse of the heiress in all her glory. Having seen one of these films I can say that Paris really seems to enjoy the whole affair. She flips around from position to position, flipping her hair as she gazes and giggles into the camera. Filmed in night shot mode the camera was obviously a SONY as SONY has proprietary rights on night shot technology. Even though the films are out, Paris folks are still threatening legal action against anyone distributing the tapes. Salomon however has filed a defamation lawsuit for $10 million against The Hiltons and their flack who he says has slandered him by insinuating that he is a rapist. In the film its obvious Paris is aware she is being filmed as she seems to relish her face time. One of the funnier parts of the film is when Rick is positioning Paris for a doggy entry, and just as he is about to begin plowing you hear a cell phone ringing. Paris who loves to be in the loop says, “Oh my phone”, then quickly bolts off the bed to grab her phone, you then see and hear a frustrated Rick, say emphatically, “Fuck your phone”! Another surprise was Paris’s oral skills. Certainly no stranger to this intimate act, Paris showed the true signs of a veteran orator as she tenderly caressed and licked Rick’s d.... I don’t know what Roger Ebert would rate this film, but we give it one and a half thumbs up and a semi’.